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Watch Clouds
Look up at the sky. It's good to do so once in a while.
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Through the Grinder?
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Guard Cat
After growing weary of countless 'incursions' onto her property, one Belgian pensioner has taken drastic measures to protect her buildings, fields, and belongings. Mme Marie Francoise La Grincheux, of Rue de l'Abrevoir, Bethomont, has employed the skills of 'tueur de tous ceux qui sentent', a 3-year-old female Pantera Leo, known affectionately as 'tueur' to protect and guard.
When asked for comment Mme La Grincheux, 89, said 'Ma grosse chatte mangera tous ceux qui ont de minuscules pattes. Merde.'
(source: https://fictitiousnews.com/)
